Village Idiot

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  Does anyone have a light?

  by Slave4_38y in

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  Phizzy: "But how many JW's does it take to change the light bulb ?"

  Seven.
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  Does anyone have a light?

  by Slave4_38y in

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  Don't worry, they'll change the light bulb sooner or later.
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  why report more partakers?

  by rebel8 in

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  of all the threads here about the number of partakers increasing, i don't recall theories as to why they report this.

  they could stop reporting numbers altogether or lie.

  instead they say, in essence, "our teachings about end times and heavenly hope are still wrong"..

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  The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.
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  Ever Think About This One? Another Bible Contradiction

  by freemindfade in

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  8you must not make for yourself a carved image+ or a form* like anything that is in the heavens above or on the earth below or in the waters under the earth.-deuteronomy 5:8. .

  18 you are to make two cherubs of gold; you will make them of hammered work on the two ends of the cover.+ 19 make the cherubs on the two ends, one cherub on each end of the cover.

  20 the cherubs are to spread out their two wings upward, overshadowing the cover with their wings,+ and they will face each other.

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  In the Muslim world ISIS is the most strict in its interpretation of what constitutes 'idolatry'.

  They have destroyed monuments and tombs of revered Muslim martyrs. They refer to those Muslims who pay homage to their saints and martyrs to be "rock worshippers".

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2qiZpndjg6Y
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  what is the best line to say to a JW handing you an invite to the memorial

  by nonjwspouse in

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  i have some ideas, but want more to choose from..

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  I overturned your Memorial table with the emblems 35 years ago. Where is your Memorial going to be held?
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  The Bottomless pit is CERN Rev 9

  by artcritic in

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  rev 9 : 1 and the fifth angel blew his trumpet, and i saw a star fallen from heaven to earth, and he was given the key of the shaft of the bottomless pit; 2 he opened the shaft of the bottomless pit, and from the shaft rose smoke like the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened with the smoke from the shaft.. this is the fifth trumpet .

  when the pit or well is opened it says , and from the shaft rose smoke like the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened with the smoke from the shaft .

  now for something to darken the sun from the viewpoint of earths observers it must be some incredible event.

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  Fossil fuel plants make a lot more smoke than nuclear reactors even if they were to melt down.
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  POLL: Will You Be Attending The Memorial & If You Are---Why?

  by minimus in

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  i was just invited.

  i thanked my old elder friend and he left.

  (i'm not going).

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  Last time I went to one of those I tipped the table the wine and crackers were on. Seriously.
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  Trying to find Faith

  by Lostfromthefaith in

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  hi im a 14 year old former catholic trying to find a religion and or faith my parents will drop me off at a service they support me no matter what i was wondering if anyone can prove to me their is a god cause right now im confused!

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  Hi Lostfromthefaith, I was the same age you were when I made the mistake of joining the religion that most members of this forum used to be in.

  What is as important as finding out what's good for you is realizing what's not good or even dangerous to you. Read all you can but don't join any religion. I hope that in your studies you come to the realization that the Judeo-Christian bible is an insane religion which contradicts itself and is evil. This link will show you why you shouldn't respect the Bible.

  Yes, it's all fake, God and devil, heaven and hell but life can be rich without these religions. If your mind insists on having a religion then, and I speak as an atheist, Buddhism is the least destructive and non dictatorial religion.
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  Hasta la Vista,.. I'm outta here

  by insidetheKH in

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  the time has come to leave this forum.

  this is my last post.

  mission completed.

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  What was your mission? I asked you once but you said it was personal.
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  CO kept mispronouncing "debt"

  by Red Piller in

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  so, this happened a while ago - but i never posted on it.

  during a co visit, he gave a talk relating to jesus ransom (i think) and the "debt" that was owed by sin, etc.... he kept saying "debt" and he kept pronouncing the "b".

  so it sounded like "deb-t".

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  Village Idiot

  "Aluminium -> Aluminum (sounds to us like the person is having a stoke while trying to say Aluminium)"

  Aluminum has two different spellings and pronunciations. For example: http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=aluminum (audio).